There are many stereotypes in the world today which most are accurately funny. I try to have fun with it and yes I have no issues with making fun of myself. So rumor has it white women like pumpkin spiced everything and lattes. It is also a rumor that I have dated mostly white women 🙂 So I decided to perfect a pumpkin spiced latte alcoholic drink. Ladies, I give you the recipe to my pumpkin spiced latte moonshine!!! Enjoy…
First let’s start with the ingredients…
1 29-ounce can of pure pumpkin
Pumpkin pie spice
half gallon apple cider
2 cups 190-proof Everclear
1 cup coffee liqueur
2 cups brown sugar
2 tablespoons vanilla extract
So let’s get started with this mad but brilliant creation. First let’s combine the can of pure pumpkin, 7 or 8 tablespoons of pumpkin pie spice, 2 cups of brown sugar, vanilla extract, and the apple cider, in a large pot. Mix it all together until you get a smooth texture.
Once that is finished then pour in the 1 cup of coffee liqueur and 2 cups of everclear. (if you live in a state that doesn’t sell the 190 proof then most likely they will have the 150 proof which you can also use). Also I want to add that you shouldn’t use the cream based liqueur because it’s like milk and that shit will spoil ruining your perfect created drink to help pick up white women…uh I mean to drink 😉
After your creation is jarred in quart sized mason jars you just store it. Some store it cold but I don’t. I shelf it and let it marinate for months. However I am not going to lie I do make a jar so that we can have it right away or on that upcoming weekend.
Well I hope you enjoy the moonshine and comment if you want me to post other mad creation recipes.